my hobbies include pretending to text so i dont have to talk to you
if puppies could talk I would never even try to make human friends ever again.
how to get up in the morning
- you don’t
as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them
Takeru Sato - Sword fight rehearsal for Rurouni Kenshin