if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following
- they are called “shorts”
- i look great
when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag
"If we’re destroying our trees and destroying our environment and hurting animals and hurting one another and all that stuff—there’s got to be a very powerful energy to fight that.
I think we need more love in the world.
We need more kindness, more compassion, more joy, more laughter.
I definitely want to contribute to that.”
— Ellen DeGeneres
why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit
i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TEXT POST ALL MY LIFE
Someone left their dogs outside the cafe
i may be awkward but at least i dont like my own statuses